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What is the funniest joke you've been told that you still think about to this day?

Last Updated: 19.06.2025 04:06

What is the funniest joke you've been told that you still think about to this day?

“Faith and begorrah. What a small world. So did I. And to what school would you school would you have been going?”

“Oh, let me see now. ’Twas 1964, it was.”

The first fellow is now beside himself. “The good Lord must be smiling on us. Imagine that the two of us should be meeting here, having grown up on the same street, gone to the same school, and graduated in the same year.”

How do I stop my 12-year-old daughter from crying herself to sleep? I have punished her and she still does it.

“Mother Mary. And on what street in Dublin did you live?”

“As did I,” the first bloke says, getting very excited. “And what year did you graduate?”

“The Murphy twins are drunk again.”

Do opposites attract? How often do you see weird couples like a guy/girl dating someone who is boring with no sense of humor ?

“A lovely little area of the old part of town, McCleary Street.”

I’m from Dublin, I am.”

Two blokes are sitting at the end of a bar. One orders a drink. The other one says, “From your voice, I’d guess you’re from Ireland.”

Is it sinful for Christians to look at beautiful women?

At that point, a woman enters, stands at the other end, and orders a drink. Brian, the bartender says, “Oh, Vicky, it’s going to be a long, tiring night.”

“Yes, that I am,” says the second.

“Now why would you be saying that, Brian?”

According to the Gita, how do I abandon fruits of my karma? Should I donate my whole salary and stay hungry?

“So am I. And from where in Ireland might you be?” says the first.

“Well, to St. Mary’s, of course.”